Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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