there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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