I need help removing her.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
