yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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