You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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