Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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