I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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