I can't watch pbs sober anymore
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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