That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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