just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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