you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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