I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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