also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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