just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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