I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Randomize
