yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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