You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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