i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
vagina is talking i cant
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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