I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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