he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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