Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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