Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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