I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
