Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
They have beer where we have blood.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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