In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Porn is love you can see.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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