The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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