The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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