yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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