the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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