i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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