I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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