Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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