a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
