Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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