Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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