I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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