Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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