I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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