What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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