:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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