Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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