What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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