we're blogging at a bar
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I think my moral compass just broke
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