is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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