And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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