I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
