you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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