It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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