East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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