I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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