can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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