If that was your dad, he is hot
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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