I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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