awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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