what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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